my people are too stupid to get an id, he says

some people are just too

damn

dumb to know how to get a

photo id

in order to identify themselves

when they have

to go vote,

says the good Senator from

the state of 

Perpetual Idiocy.

my constituents are pretty

much idiots,

numbskulls, incapable

of the arduous task of going

anywhere

to sign up to get a proper id.

these people don't drive,

or go to stores,

or to the post office,

or travel anywhere.

none of them have ever

been to school.

they pretty much are immobile

and stupid

staring at the tv.

i need to protect my people,

he says,

banging his fist against the table.

regardless of their race, color, creed

or ethnicity,

it's a hardship on them to obtain

a proper id.

having said that, i need to vote

no on this bill saying

yes to getting voter id.