the bugs bunny half time show

as we slide another chip

into the crab

dip,

and take a gulp of beer,

my wife

says,

who is this bugs bunny character

singing

during the half

time show?

beats me, i tell her.

never heard

of him,

i think he's part of that

LMNOP plus 2 alphabet soup

bunch and a Satanist.

and what language is that?

i told you we

needed to sign up for that

audio 

Rosetta Stone.

why aren't people wearing

any clothes,

and gyrating

like they're at an orgy

in Sodom and Gomorrah?

i miss Lola Falana

and Frank

Sinatra, don't you?

i sure do, honey.

Andy Williams too

and Dean Martin.

you used to have the biggest

crush

on Joey Heatherton. remember?

yup.

oh well,

so it goes. are you

ready for chicken wings,

she says,

getting up from the couch.

sure.

you know what?

what dear?

i'm so glad we're old.