more flip flops than Wal-Mart

it's amazing

how politicians say one thing

for years,

for decades,

they've run on these issues,

and then,

suddenly,

they say, nope, didn't say

that.

you had me wrong.

i never ever believed

in that.

i was never against fracking,

i closed the border,

i lowered

crime

and never released prisoners

before they did

their time.

i never said defund the police,

or was hesitant

on supporting Israel.

i never suggested raising taxes.

how dare you

even suggest that?

i'm on everybody's side now.

not just the woke

and transgenders.

wasn't the opening of the Olympics

just wonderful?

but we have it on record,

on tape,

on video, in the newspapers.

is this another flip flopping

joke?

oh fiddle dee dee.

come on, come on.

let's move on, ok?

and talk about the passage

of time.

and how we can all become

unburdened

by what has been

burdening us.

let's roll up our sleeves,

put on our pant suits 

and get

down to work. we have

a country, sort of, to save.