vote for me and get free stuff

i need the votes,

so everything i said yesterday

and the day

before,

and for the previous

twenty years

of my life,

please, ignore that.

i need your vote,

so tell me what you want

and i'll be

for that today, or at least

pretend to,

okay?

i will straddle any

fence,

or go to the other side,

in the blink

and wink of an eye.

we need your votes,

and we'll give you lots

of free stuff too.