come on baby, you can do it

men like to talk

to machinery,

especially their cars.

they say

things like,

come on baby,

you can do it, come on,

as they turn the key

and pump

the gas.

tapping their hand

on the dashboard

while rocking in the seat.

there you go sugar.

i knew you could do it.

there you go.

you're a sweet girl.

yes you are,

i'm going to put premium

into you today,

and give you a

wash and wax

when we get home.