i have no comment on that at this time

if i was president.

the only

thing i'd ever say

after the long

campaign

and at last in office,

would be,

no comment.

anything

they'd ask me, all i'd say

would be,

no comment.

i'd keep them in the dark

about everything.

i wouldn't even

tell my wife

what i was thinking.

i'd keep the media

running around like chickens

with their heads

cut off.

how could i go wrong

with no policy

spoken on anything.

it would be gold Jerry,

gold.

everyone on both sides

would be happy

and unhappy

at the same time.

Andy Kaufman would be

proud of me.