and longer,
what with
modern
medicine and
better living through
chemistry.
so they are getting married
three and four
times
as the spouses die.
i went to a bachelor party
the other night
and the stripper was sent
over from
AARP.
it wasn't her first rodeo
as they say.
she was wearing a first alert
alarm
bracelet, a blonde wig,
and
limped in wearing
crocs on swollen feet.
she danced in the middle
of the room
for about
two songs,
until she passed out
and someone had to open
up a box of Ensure,
put a straw in it, and let her
sip.
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