Thursday, January 25, 2024

the painting estimate

take your shoes
off when
you come in the door,
the woman
tells me,
yelling down from
the kitchen
with her hazmat
suit on.
okay, i yell back.
so i sit on the step and
slip out of my shoes.
what about my
pants,
i yell up the stairs,
on or off?
this makes her call
the police.
i guess
i won't be getting
that job.

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