Saturday, January 27, 2024

let's make life easier for the criminals

because of all the break ins
occurring in the neighborhood,
by robbers
and rapists, drug dealers
and what not,
owners
of their houses have started
to put up
barbed wire
on their fences,
sharpened steel gates,
and attack dogs in their yards.
some have built
moats full of alligators
and snakes because
crime is out of control.
but now the condo
board is making
everyone take down their
deterrents.
it seems the criminals are
getting hurt,
when they commit 
their crimes,
cutting themselves and getting
bit by dogs
and snakes.
the vote by the board has
determined that these deterrents
are cruel and unsafe.

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