can you get this open for me?

it's not just the butter

tub

that i can't get the lid off of.

or the aspirin

bottle,

or the box of cream,

or the tube

of toothpaste.

the triple

wrapped

box from Amazon.

the ketchup

bottle that won't squeeze.

it's more

than that.

all first world problems

of some

sort

that make my fingers

bleed.