the clip of the congresswoman
from Minnesota
telling
the world
how Americans
are dumb,
and then saying something
crazy about
world war
eleven
as she reads her notes.
comedy writes
itself
sometimes.
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- Stephen Chute
- west springfield, virginia, United States
- these are all FICTIONAL stories and characters, and in no way represent any living or dead people...any similarities are simply coincidental.
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