the apple temptation

did

Eve really tempt Adam

with an apple

in the Garden of

Eden,

or was it just a misunderstanding?

and now what,

we're in

trouble and we have

to wear

clothes.

and the world has gone

to hell

in a handbasket.

one bite

of an apple?

was it a granny green

apple,

a Macintosh,

a sour apple?

perhaps a honey crisp.

what exact kind of apple

are we

dealing with here?

i think she tempted him with

a little more

than

an apple,

if you catch my drift.