quit whining and go home

she was from

Canada,

she never let me forget

that,

mentioning

it in nearly every conversation

we ever

had.

the French cuisine,

the maple

syrup,

hockey,

and the Royal Mounted Police,

blah blah blah.

we have

universal

healthcare, we have trees,

we have

water,

and snow.

so why are you living

here,

i'd ask her, shaking my head.

go back

if you're unhappy, quit

whining and go

home.

no,

i don't like the cold.