capsule
heading to the moon.
i've managed
to sneak onboard
and hide under some packed
up parachutes.
unfortunately they found
me out
after i clogged up the toilet.
my advice is to never
eat Ethiopian food before
a long trip into space.
anyway.
the crew has accepted me on
board,
i mean, what choice did they have?
i've been instructed
to not touch any of the blinking
buttons.
they are also keeping me
away from the door
that says Escape Hatch,
as i float around,
arms akimbo, like a monkey.
thankfully i found an extra
spacesuit in the cupboard
next to the Tang and beef
jerky. apparently
one size fits all.
we're getting to know a lot
about each other,
reminding me of summer
camp when i was young.
they told me i could document
each day,
and report to my followers
our exciting journey
as long as i don't keep pointing
out the window
and yelling, oh my God,
look at that.
i have to admit it's a little
tight in here,
right now there's a giant
space boot
resting on the side of my neck.
i'm hoping to get a window
seat later when everyone
falls asleep. i slipped a little
Ambien into their Earl Grey
Tea.
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