women love cheese

it's strange

how much women love cheese,

and men

don't seem to care

one way or the other,

blue, or gouda,

or brie,

settling

for a processed 

slice of orange

American

cheese

on a ham sandwich 

with mustard.

why is this?

ask a woman about cheese

and they

can go on

for hours and hours

and then

tell you about what cracker

to spread it on

and what wine

to drink with it.