with a turban on her head

being

elected to congress is like

winning

the lottery.

how does a person go from

being nearly broke

to having 30 million dollars

in their

bank account

in just one year.

viola,

poof, just like that.

it's magical.

why work when you can

be an elected

official,

and do nothing,

then with a magic wand,

wave it around

and get rich.

nothing to see here,

she says.

let's turn the page

and move on.