Wednesday, January 14, 2026

the three country bundle deal

finally,
after some weak resistance,
we buy
Greenland,
Iceland
and Finland.
we got the bundle deal.
we give
everyone a few million
dollars
and a free membership
to Costco.
nothing really changes,
except that now
we have
military bases there,
and amusement
parks.
the language stays the same,
the culture goes
unchanged.
it's a win win
for everyone except
for the Chinese,
the North Koreans,
and the Russians.

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