Operation Blanche DuBois

at last

the President makes a vow

to open

up all of the old insane asylums

that there were

emptied

in a gesture of suicidal

empathy

during the last administrations.

The Willard, The Beacon,

Forest Haven

and St. Elizabeth's.

Danvers.

new ones

are being built too.

nine stories tall, not unlike

the Obama Library

in Chicago.

a new fleet

of white vans

are being deployed

to Portland

and New York,

Minneapolis

and Seattle.

and stops in between.

it's being called

Operation Blanche DuBois.

two million strait jackets

have been

ordered from

Indonesia.

syringes

and lace less shoes of all sizes

are on the way

from Viet Nam.

enormous fishing nets

and drones

will be used in the initial

stages.