the town of Greenland

the town

of Greenland, i mean

country,

holds

a meeting trying to decide

if the U.S.

should buy

them.

giving each of them

a few million

dollars,

should they

become under the protection

of 

the most powerful

military in

the world.

getting them all the perks

others have

when allowing 

the flag

to be raised

over their massive

iceberg.

it's a nearly unanimous

vote,

all saying yes,

except one

woman who didn't show,

she slept in late,

and is now somewhere

stuck in the snow.