hit the wrong button
and call
one of my ex-wives.
apparently she still has me
in her phone.
i knew you'd
come crawling back she says,
without even
saying hello.
oops, i tell her, i misdialed.
didn't mean
to call you.
sure, sure. likely story.
you miss me,
don't you?
you still love me and want
me back.
ummm, no,
i really misdialed, i don't know
why i even have
your number still
in my phone.
when did they let you out
of St. Elizabeth's?
sure, she says. you are such
a liar.
so you want to meet for
lunch, right?
or take me out to dinner
and then
back to your place?
i know you.
sex sex sex.
you haven't changed one bit,
have you?
men. you are all alike.
listen, sorry to have called you.
i was trying to call
Hunan West
to order some crispy beef and rice.
okay, she
says, i give in. i'll give you one
more chance
to make things
right.
i just bought this sexy little
black dress at
Nordstrom's Rack.
see you at 8.
click.
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