what do you want to do today?
maybe go
shopping, take a long
walk?
or we could go grab lunch at
Ali Baba and the Forty
Thieves
restaurant. they make
a terrific Kabob.
i noticed that the pond was
frozen over, maybe
we could ice skate
like we used to do when we
fell in love.
it's cold but it's so nice out.
come on, put on your mukluks.
let's put
the kids
in day care,
i hear the Learing Center
has openings.
grab the dogs, and put your
warm clothes on,
or maybe we can take in a movie?
hmmm.
okay, sweetie pie,
i agree,
yes, let's get out, but let's
go into town instead and stir
things up,
block traffic, harass ICE
and police,
yell at them,
blow our horns
and with our megaphones
make fun of them,
like we were trained to do
in that left wing resistance group
we joined.
i mean
how dare they
arrest murderers
and rapists, child molesters.
these are our criminals,
these are our criminals,
they belong here in Minnesota,
just like we do.
they've already arrested over
a thousand
dangerous illegals, this week alone.
these are our neighbors
and friends.
the nerve of the PoPo
messing with our warm and loving
neighborhoods.
these people are vital to our community
despite not
paying taxes and belonging
to gangs.
come on,
grab your gas mask, your high pitched
whistle
and Chapstick
and let's go have some real fun.
let's teach
them a lesson they'll never forget.
bring the thermos
with hot cocoa, okay?
maybe we can make a video for
Tik Tok that will
go viral, how fun would that be?
you got it sugarplum, now give
me a little kiss
and let's roll.

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