salon and saloon

she's the plaza hotel,

i'm

motel six,

she's red wine and escargot,

i'm Five Guys

with bacon and  

American

cheese,

the patties

double stacked.

she likes

fine art,

Monet, Degas,

Seurat,

i settle on Rockwell,

and subway

graffiti.

she prefers the opera,

while

i turn up Led Zepplin,

and Tom Waits

8 track.

how this marriage lasted,

i'll never know.