Saturday, May 31, 2025

the Sunday paper coupons

buying an enormous boat,
or a horse,
or a beach house to go along
with your regular
house,
or a sports car
in addition to the Land Rover
means that you are pretty
much set,
no longer cutting out coupons
on a Sunday morning,
or worrying about
the price of eggs,
or paying the electric bill.
a ski trip to the Alps?
sure, why not?
the scissors will never again
see the light of day.
dream on lover boy, she says.
look i found a double
for toilet paper and another one
for bug spray.

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