the system, much to Hallmarks
chagrin.
i invent a card
that you send on the first day
of every year.
on it,
it says everything you need
to say
throughout the coming months.
you're covered for
the whole year,
guilt free.
merry Christmas,
happy birthday,
happy fourth of July,
happy Thanksgiving,
happy Memorial day,
happy President's day,
Columbus day,
Veterans day,
Groundhog day,
Arbor day,
and Valentine's day.
happy anniversary,
get well soon,
sorry for your loss.
congratulations on the birth
of your child,
your marriage,
your graduation,
your new house or job.
signed,
affectionately yours,
best wishes,
see you soon,
take care,
yours truly,
with love.
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