Friday, May 30, 2025

i think we can make money on this debacle

all the newsmen
are
writing books now, throwing
up their hands
in wonder.
we never knew,
they say.
how could we possibly know
that he
wasn't up to the job
of being president
of the United States
anymore.
our bosses,
despite all the constant
mumbling and stumbling
and falling asleep,
made us say
that he was fine, sharp
as a tack,
fit as a fiddle.
in great shape.
the best he's ever been.
my book will tell you all
about it, 
how blind we were
and complicit in the masquerade.
only thirty-nine, ninety-five
on Amazon,
or at your local bookstore.
a great Father's Day gift.
you'll be amazed
at what we did.
stay tuned for more.

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