are in the lab working on a new
formula
based
on sugar
and salt, chemical
additives,
and unpronounceable
ingredients,
to figure out a new
addictive
product to put on the market.
we need them
to eat
until the bag or box
is empty.
crunchy would be nice.
we don't want them getting
up from their
easy chairs
while watching tv
to get
a bowl of broccoli,
or anything healthy.
how can we keep their hands
in the bag?
that's our mission today,
salty
and sweet with zero
nutritional value
and crunch.
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