Ginger says she's all better now

i get

an email from Ginger.

she says.

i'm cured now.

i'm all better.

the pills and electroshock

therapy

has worked.

i'm a hundred per cent

better.

i've realized

my past mistakes

and i apologize for

my past behavior,

the cheating,

the lying,

my dark moods and lack

of intimacy.

all the BS i put you through.

it's all on me. please forgive

me.

i've seen the light and have

come to know

the lord.

i'm out of my straight jacket

forever.

let's give it another

shot, okay?

this is followed by emoji

kisses and

a hundred x's and o's.

immediately

i pull the shades down

on the windows

and bolt the doors.