will there be a waterfront view in heaven?

it's hard

to wrap your head around

the idea

of heaven, not that it's

a sure thing

i'll even make it there.

but what's the deal 

with heaven?

is it a real

place, with

condos, apartments, single

family homes.

an enormous high rise

going up into the clouds.

will it be a waterfront

location

with a view

of the park,

or ocean?

will there be an ocean?

and what about all the people

that get on your

last nerve,

will they be there too?

living next to you,

playing their music loud,

and cooking cabbage

smelling up

the entire floor?

will we have to share an elevator

and talk to people 

about the weather

or the news?

or listen to their stories about

some lump

the doctor found

on their neck?

and kids, i don't want a lot

of kids

around,

or barking dogs.

i may be confusing heaven

with hell, perhaps.