new pilots for our airline company.
the executive
says to the hundreds of people
gathered in the room
to apply for
the new job.
experience is less
important than race, creed, color
or ethnicity,
or religious views.
we have quotas to meet
and so
we pretty much need one
of each of you,
or two.
it's on the job training, so
don't worry if you've never
been on an airplane before,
or seen one.
IQ scores and testing is meaningless
now.
we no longer need
the best and brightest.
okay, let me start off with the list
of what and who
we need,
are there any Samoans here?
raise your hand.
How about Rastafarians?
Mormons?
anyone here that identifies
as a cat?
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