is it okay if we skip tonight?

i knew

i was in trouble when

she said,

that we shouldn't have

sex on our

wedding night.

i think i drank too much

champagne

and ate too much

cake. she said,

besides that,

i'm tired,

it was a long day.

we haven't even opened

all the gifts yet.

i think we got three

toaster ovens

and two microwaves.

we never should have registered

at Best Buy.

is it okay

if i sleep in the other room

tonight?

what other room?

i asked her.

the other room in the hotel,

she said,

i can't sleep with your snoring

so i booked us two 

rooms.

would that be okay?