intruder in the night

we had an intruder

last

night.

but thankfully the ADT alarm

system

was set off,

the motion detector,

and the ring camera,

the pit bull

went wild.

there was nothing left

of him

in the morning

except some shreds

of a red

burglar outfit,

and stands of white

hair

in the dog's mouth.

we need to close off

the chimney

before next year.