surviving the big bang

we're we on the same

page?

aligned

next to each other in

the Dewey decimal system,

were we even

in the same book,

in the same

library,

on the same shelf,

in the same state,

in the same city,

on the same

continent,

on the same planet

in the same

solar system

in the same universe,

hell no.

alcohol and sex

will often confuse you,

causing

regrettable decisions.