i need a new scale

i think there is something

wrong

with my scale.

i've been starving myself

for eight hours.

i ate nothing but

a few cookies and

a chocolate bar

for the whole day,

plus a protein shake,

and a Big mac,

with a large order

of French fries,

washed down with a coke,

and it says that i haven't

lost a single

graham of weight.