Tuesday, December 19, 2023

farm yard scammers

i hear
a chicken clucking
over the phone,
a rooster
crowing.
a cow mooing,
a goat
baying and a horse going
neigh.
where are you, i ask,
the man
on the phone
telling me that i've won
the mega millions
jackpot
again.
i'm in my office he says.
now go and get
those gift cards
from dollar general,
and stay on the phone.

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