in with the new, out with the old

i put the old

computer in the closet

next to the old printers,

the old tvs,

the old telephones,

the old

toaster ovens,

the old vacuum, 

the old hair dryer,

the old

record player

and speakers,

the old

lamps, the old

alarm clocks.

the old

back massager,

wait a minute, what's

that doing in here?