we have the car you wanted

the manager,

there are not salespeople

anymore,

just managers,

at the car dealership

texts to say that she has my car

on the lot,

finally. it's red, she says,

with red interior.

i tell her no, i want

black, with parchment interior.

all wheel

drive, she says.

no.

just front wheel drive.

it has the advanced

package.

i don't want that, i tell her.

i want the technology

package.

there's only twelve thousand

miles on it.

i want new.

it also has all season

floor mats,

no extra charge for those.

when can you come in?