Saturday, December 10, 2022

DIY time machine

i've been tinkering
with my
new invention, the time
machine.
i found a blueprint
of it in
an old Mechanics Weekly
magazine
at Jiffy Lube.
it was stuffed below
an ancient
People's magazine
with Elizabeth Taylor
on the front
talking about her
perpetual battle
to stop eating
chocolate glazed donuts.
the time machine,
is a work in progress.
right now
it can take me
back about an hour
or two,
no further.
but it comes in handy
after eating
Indian food that doesn't
quite sit well with me, or
when getting
stuck in traffic.
five years though, is
my goal.
that will be a game
changer.

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