a destination divorce.
she went
to France
with her new boyfriend,
Carlos,
while
i went to New York
to get a hot
pastrami sandwich.
with Betty.
from each location
our lawyers
struck the deal.
we split the money
down the middle,
she got the cat, Fluffy
and the Williams
Sonoma kitchen gear,
while
i got the dog,
Rex,
and the weight machine
in the basement.
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