the couch protester

the urge to riot

has never occurred to me.

looting, screaming, setting things

on fire.

putting on my bike helmet

and getting

some bricks from the back yard to throw

through a store window.

i'm more of a couch protester

these days.

i don't even know

what side i'm on half the time,

i can go

either way.

i've gotten lazy lately.

plus

the British Baking Show is coming

on soon

and i don't want to miss

a second of it

It's the chocolate cake

episode.