snack time

i think about baking a cake

but it would
go against my new keto religion
which is starting to

get on my last nerve.

i'm sick of bacon.

i look at the box, eggs,
eggs are good.

but what about the sugar,
the flour.

what the hell.
and who is around to eat
this cake

when it's done and cooling
on the window sill.

just me.

i resist the devil,
actually the devil's food
chocolate fudge
cake mix

and put the box back on
the shelf.

almonds again and strawberries.
just shoot me.