Friday, December 13, 2019

new years resolutions

I start my new years resolutions list
early this year.

1 don't date crazy women.

2 eat more fiber

3 drink more water

4 take a vacation

5 don't buy any more shoes.

6 stop watching the news.

7 pet a dog (someone else's)

8 eat an apple.

9 clean out the refrigerator

10 move to france or Italy.

11 fall in love.

12 don't date crazy women (whoops, already said that)

13 pray more

14 speak less, listen more

15 forgive as best you can, but never forget.

16 read more

17 write more.

18 laugh and don't look back!

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