everyone's on hold

i'm on the phone all day.

I've got all six lines tied up
with my
friends,

my frequent caller
telemarketers.

jimmy from the IRS,
apparently I owe nine hundred and
seventy nine dollars,

Sue from social security telling me
that my account has been hacked,

then there's my online
pharmacy,
Ervin Smith in Pakistan,

not to mention the guy at the
car dealership
telling me my warranty has run out,

and then there's google,
and yelp,
helping me with my business listing.

and some guy in Russia that
wants to give me a deal on cleaning
my air vents.

it's a busy day, but I love them
all and wish
each and everyone of them

a happy holiday.