just shoot me now

if I move the chair
over there, i'll be happy, she says.

my decorator insists i'm a red
person,
but I prefer blue,

not baby blue, or robins egg blue,
but a grey blue,

what do you think? you're in a lot
of houses,
working.

I hate this rug, but it was so
expensive
I can't get rid of it,

and that picture on the wall,
my mother painted it,

I can't take it down, she'll
wonder where it is when
she comes over.

I like suede, but not all the time.
do you like it?

and wallpaper, it's coming back
isn't it?

i'd like to paper my ceilings,
maybe a mural
like the Sistine chapel.

that would be spectacular, what
would you charge
for something like that?