see you later

i'm not a fan
of hot air balloons,
or jumping
out of planes
with a parachute.
no bungee jumping
off tall bridges for me.
no walking on hot coals,
or skiing, or
under water diving,
wrestling crocodiles,
or snake handling.
I almost faint if I get
a paper cut, so
just give me a drink
and a chair at the lodge,
i'll be back there waiting
for you, when you return,
if you do return,
my feet will be up,
and i'll have the sunday
paper in hand.