running in my undewear

in my dream
i'm running in my underwear
down the middle
of I 95
being chased
by women with swords
and blazing
torches.
seems I done some of them
wrong throughout
my carefree cad like
bachelor days,
and now they want revenge,
they want to cut
me into little
pieces and feed me to the dogs.
who can blame them, there's
a few people i'd
like chase too, but
not harm, no
that's not in me. honest.
just keep the sword
out of my hands,
and out of my dreams.
thank you.