are you cheating on me?

i'm not happy
about what you've been writing
lately,
or reading,
or watching on television,
or what you've
been looking at on your
computer.
I noticed that you've been
texting a lot too,
and not just to me,
in fact,
I saw you glance at a woman
the other day,
and yes, I know it's your
mother, but
still, you looked at her,
and she is a woman.
and by the way, your pants
are a little on the tight
side, aren't they,
and that shirt you're
wearing,
a little fancy, isn't it,
a tad on the seductive side,
is that silk or polyester?
you know I prefer cotton!
did I see you wink at that
waitress and give
her little bit too much
of a tip. i'm on to you
mister mister,
not to mention
I smelled cologne on
your face the other day,
what's up with that, do
you have a secret date
planned, are you
cheating on me?