Saturday, June 6, 2026

it's a mad mad mad woke world

my woke
friend
is all about DEI, preferring
the color
of one's skin
over
competency and character.
he loves
men
in women's dresses,
wanting
them to compete
in girl's sports,
sharing locker rooms
with them,
he wants drag queens
reading
to children,
allowing
surgeries on underage
girls and boys
to assuage their adolescent
confusion.
he wants Pride month
to last
the whole year.
celebrating the entire
alphabet soup
of hysteria.
he wants open borders,
free healthcare, schooling,
and housing
for non-tax paying
illegal immigrants,
and no
ID's to vote in any election,
and yet despite our vast
differences, we're still
friends,
or at least i am.
for some reason he doesn't
take my 
calls anymore. hmmm.

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