he could jump and kick like a kangaroo

when

i caught one ex cheating on me

with my

son's karate

teacher, Carlos,

i felt sad, i felt disappointed.

i felt less of a man.

i couldn't

even beat this guy up

if i wanted to.

he had quadruple black

belts

and could jump

and kick

like a freaking kangaroo.

he could break

two by fours with his

head

and drive nails with his

fists of fury.

i'd have

to sneak up behind him

with a monkey

wrench to even have a chance

in defeating him.

so, what i did instead 

was call immigration

enforcement

on him.

a month later

he was back in Guatemala

making tacos

on the street.

the wife?  pfffft.

ancient history. i'm over it.