Tuesday, October 22, 2024

with her hand on a large carving knife

she keeps
telling me that she wants to carve
the turkey
this year
for the holiday.
huh?
i say. why? what are you even
talking about?
no.
i tell her. it's a man's job.
and plus
i don't trust you with
a knife.
how about you taking
charge of
the gravy?
maybe a pie?

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