what about the moon?

i go to the travel agency

to have a talk,

to ask them where i should go

on vacation

this year.

they ask me,

if i like beaches and warm

weather.

i nod, but tell them,

not as much as i used to.

well, what about Alaska,

maybe take a cruise,

see the polar bears and

icebergs.

ummm, not wild about cold

weather either,

maybe the Midwest, then?

ever been to Yellowstone?

or to the Grand Canyon?

nah, i've seen all of that on

tv.

Las Vegas, why don't you

go there, have some

fun, spend some money. 

go wild.

go wild?

i'm not like that anymore.

okay, then. what about overseas.

Rome, or France,

Germany?

ever been to Portugal?

do they speak English over there?

do they have Starbucks?